grillwave:

Bill Clinton was in Mac DeMarco’s band at one point.

grillwave:

Bill Clinton was in Mac DeMarco’s band at one point.

gotitforcheap:

I’m laughing at the thought of people from tumblr going to splendor in the grass and trying to talk to drunk bogans wearing indian headdresses about cultural appropriation like “do you know some people consider what you’re doing to be cultural appropri-” "YEWWWWWW CUNT YEWWWWWWWW DUNE RATS!!"

couples quarrel

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

gotitforcheap:

BUGS ON MY BED

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HELP ME GET THESE BUGS OFF MY BED

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everyone is goin to melbourne mabe i should go to melbourne i have a couple question 1. whats the website that tells u how much the flights to melbourne cost 2. can i stay w any melbourne bloggers 3. is melbourne ready for me can it handle all this 

codeinewarrior:

sorry god but i… *exhales cigarette smoke* *looks up at the sky* *smiles as a tear rolls down my cheek* love big titties 

masooonderulo replied to your post: pringles were only made in 1967 imagin…

miki how many cans have u eaten since wednesday

not that its any of ur BUSINESS but ive had 5

pringles were only made in 1967 imagine how much life must have sucked before 1967

50 shades of grey trailer

codeinewarrior:

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coffeesclosers:

[eats last fry] well jesus christ im alone again

fredericktrumper:

*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*

funkybug:

this thing looks baked af

funkybug:

this thing looks baked af

remember weezer i love weezer