manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN
DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double
MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME"
daphne groeneveld for antidote ss14 by cuneyt akeroglu
cool college guy recipe:
- hot dog on pizza
what you will need:
- preheat oven
- hotdog on pizza
- pizza in oven
- microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
- 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza
Do you do weddings
i do whatever the hell i waint
if yall wanna donate to my paypal so i could get some more textbooks that would nice of you (:
the donation button is on my blog
i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever
Artist Michael Murph has created Gun Country, a site specific installation that consists of 130 toy guns for the open art competition ArtPrize this year.
I made some underwear art.
thanks to y’all boys who helped.
larry clark, genetics transformation for zoo magazine no. 40, 2013
dont wanna be an american idiot (sick riff)
dont wanna talk to my mom or my gramparents (cool riff)
me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd